Posted 2 hours ago

legfruit:

d0nn0:

d0nn0:

i got a headache :/

google says im gonna die

why is google sending you death threats for having a headache

Posted 2 hours ago

kittensandcoffee:

MY ENTIRE LIFE.

(Source: joeydeangelis)

Posted 2 hours ago
Posted 2 hours ago
nobodylovesringostarr:

That was my nickname is high school

nobodylovesringostarr:

That was my nickname is high school

(Source: funoux)

Posted 2 hours ago
celesti-l:

this is possibly the best transparent post ever u wont understand unless you drag it OMFg

celesti-l:

this is possibly the best transparent post ever u wont understand unless you drag it OMFg

(Source: kawozhin)

Posted 2 hours ago
Posted 3 hours ago

humorcat:

darrynek:

the nominees are

  • leonardo dicaprio
  • leonardo dicaprio
  • leonardo dicaprio
  • leonardo dicaprio
  • leonardo dicaprio

and the winner is *opens envelope*

  • adele

I hate to turn up out of the blue uninvited

(Source: panerasexual)

Posted 3 hours ago
Posted 3 hours ago

- He probably just moved. Nobody stays perfectly still for their entire MRI.
- Yeah, he probably got restless, and shifted one hemisphere of his brain to a more comfortable position.

(Source: botamsins)

Posted 3 hours ago

frozen-void:

snuggly-duckling:

daily-dose-of-dana:

jesus christ himself literally created this show

But Satan wrote the finale.

*standing ovation* them comments yo  

(Source: lightsofmay)

Posted 3 hours ago
Posted 3 hours ago

bootykage:

bootykage:

bootykage:

yungflowergirl:

I truly go into housewife mode when im someones girlfriend like I will make u pancakes and bacon every morning and suck u up whenever u want

this a lie

im literally dating this girl

this a lie

she dont even know how to cook a pancake what is this

Posted 4 hours ago

ruinedchildhood:

Chill it’s a metaphor

(Source: loevundlite)

Posted 4 hours ago

becausejensenackless:

kataylorr:

Buy Bo Burnham’s “Egghead” poetry book or you will regret your entire life probably.

Someone buy me this book.

(Source: nathanwillett)

Posted 4 hours ago