Posted 6 hours ago

captainyosssarian:

if pooh bear can wear a crop top so can i

(Source: captyosssarian)

Posted 1 day ago
perel:

you got it dude!!!

perel:

you got it dude!!!

Posted 1 day ago
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quadguyin-china:

salt-in-my-hair-and-heart:

liteskint:

gigaguess:

Oh.
My.
God.

B Y E

Am I allowed to tell this joke at parties??

She is so satisfied with that joke.

quadguyin-china:

salt-in-my-hair-and-heart:

liteskint:

gigaguess:

Oh.

My.

God.

B Y E

Am I allowed to tell this joke at parties??

She is so satisfied with that joke.

(Source: acidocasualidad)

Posted 2 days ago

d0nn0:

Job Interviewer: so what do you for fun?

Me:

image

Posted 2 days ago

bagmilk:

mom i can’t go to school today i’m ugly

(Source: heteroh)

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meladoodle:

where can i buy some thigh high crocs

(Source: meladoodle)

Posted 2 days ago

sexwithmisha:

nyehs:

HOw old are u?? tWELVE??? THIRTHEEEN???? FOURTEEN???? CGET OF TUMBLER U TEENAGE SCuM TUmBLR IS ADULTZ ON>LY CANT uTELL THERE!! !PORNRN IMAgE S HERE!!!!!!!!!!!!! PORN@!!!!!! (SC$REAMING) GO BACK 2 FACERBoOK ANd POST ABOUT MIDdLESCHOOL YOURe NOT Mature ENOUGH FOR TUMBLER.COM!!! TUMBELR IS FOR 90S KIDS ONLY GET OFFF

someone make an audio of this

Posted 2 days ago

bagmilk:

when people ask you personal questions

image

(Source: heteroh)

Posted 2 days ago

alexheree:

john green this is all ur fault stop blaming the stars

Posted 2 days ago

codeinewarrior:

*walks into starbucks* lemme get uh spaghetti bolognese macchiato

"sir we don’t serve that"

don’t bullshit me i saw the secret menu on instagram

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