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I take super hot showers because I like to practice burning in hell

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alittlehartosexual:

This, ladies and gentlemen, is pure sexism in everyday society.

(Source: harmaleizer)

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susfishcious:

susfishcious:

susfishcious:

susfishcious:

I have two potential ID pictures and I know exactly which one I’m going to try to submit

I under stand that my head is tilted by a professional smile???

How is my smile not professional???

Let’s try round 2.

Rejected again.

I’m very confused. I must inquire further. 

THIS IS THE DAY I DIE

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consulting-criminal-fan:

Shaving your legs. More like yoga in the shower with razor blades.

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gnarly:

the older I get, the more I understand squidwards anger

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bunnyhoodlum:

*asks mom if she can buy something for me in september*

"no christmas is coming"

(Source: molgera)

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the-greasy-goatsby:

After 17 season’s of Pretty Little Liars, A is revealed and captured. The girls hug each other in a safe embrace, but are interrupted by the faint noise of a text. They read it aloud and stare into the distance, “It’s my turn, bitches -B”.

(Source: thegreasygoatsby)

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satansbuttnipples:

omg I just watched the first Doctor Who episode that was made in color and I’m laughing really hard because you can literally see the creators’ excitement

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FUCK YEAH LOOK AT ALL THESE FUCKING COLORS THEY’RE ALL IN YOUR TV NOW HOW COOL IS THAT FUCK YEAH

Posted 1 day ago

tocifer:

panicacidide:

Apparently it’s not socially acceptable for a man to invite another man out just for coffee or to go out for a meal, in case it’s perceived as a date. Like it’s fine if you wanna go to the pub and drink beer and have a chat but make it non-alcoholic and suddenly you’re not straight anymore? You can go to the cinema together but ONLY if it’s an action movie. You guys can’t even just go shopping with each other. Oh masculinity, so fragile, so strange. 

how lonely

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palmist:

i love this blooper 

Posted 1 day ago

HOW ANGRY DO YOU HAVE TO BE, THOUGH

(Source: yungterra)

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too-fan-to-function:

What an inspiration

(Source: trolltina)